I saw that and considered commenting, but since she could make fun of my Spanglish, I decided she and I were even and let it go.

I could, but it would only be because I'm getting back at people who're making fun of me liking Velveeta. *g*

it is the type of bland, sweet, creamy cheese that kids would like.

It's true. As a kid it was the only cheese I'd have. Now I've developed taste for white cheese as well, but there'll always be Velveeta in my fridge.