fisting, crisco y mini-penes

[logovo1]

Durante el buffet del domingo (Escapade) salio la conversación sobre fisting y sus aspectos mecánicos.

En teoría se de que están hablando, porque fue de esas cosas en las que fui iluminada gracias al internet. Pero cuando alguien te esta tratando de explicar detalles sobre fisting, ¿como hacerle para aclarar que ya sabes que lubricadores normales no funcionan? Juro que fue solo la novedad de estar en una mesa con 10 tipas comiendo huevos revueltos con tocino lo que me evito mencionar lo que recuerdo de los usos no-comestibles de crisco.

Aparte que me estaba distrayendo una tipa, pues me explico con lujo de detalle el delicado proceso mediante el cual hornea mini-penes de polímero y los coloca con velcro en unos monitos tipo Ken-no-anatómicamente-correctos. No me escucho cuando le pregunte si todos los penitos estaban circuncidados, por lo que me quedare con la duda.

Comments

[lugonn.livejournal.com]

And are you able to discuss fisting with your mother? I know she is open to slash, but I wonder if fisting crosses a boundary.

[logovo.livejournal.com]

Well, I've never actually tried to talk about it with her -- but I think at worst she would be equally parts horrified/amused by the conversation. Specially the crisco part. She would never be able to make veggie tamales the same way ever...

[lugonn.livejournal.com]

You are old enough, but perhaps not American enough to catch this reference. There used to be a series of commercials for Wesson Oil starring Florence Henderson (the mom on the Brady Bunch). They pretended that the Wesson Oil made the food taste SOOOO much better and they'd use a line like, "This chicken has a certain Wessonality".

Anyway, long ago, in Hustler magazine they had an ad parody with a woman in a thong on all fours, ass exposed and a slick, hairy fist approaching her with an open bottle of Wesson Oil off to the side. The caption was "This fist has a certain Wessonality".

I think of that whenever I think of fisting.

[logovo.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!

Yeah, I remember the FH commercials, if not the "This chicken has a certain Wessonality" bit. I paid attention because as a kid I was big fan of The Brady Bunch.