South Park vs. LJ
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“Holy shit, Cartman! What the fuck is going on with our Livejournal?” Kyle sat down on the cheap chair that Cartman’s mom used for the computer desk. Cartman’s house was the only place that the boys could blog freely, since Stan’s mom sold their computer to pay the light bill, and Kyle’s mom put in the PERVERTED JUSTICE 1984 virus, spam and independent thought blocker on their computer.
“Mmmmpf, msmpn mpf.” Kenny shook his head and stared at the screen, while Cartman’s fat fingers flew over the keyboard.
“THEY KILLED OUR JOURNALS! THOSE DONKEY RAPING, GOAT BLOWING SHIT EATERS!” Cartman screaming in rage, as Stan and Kyle stared at the screen in disbelief. When they brought up the email address they used, bigdongman at Yahoo dot com, there was a letter from the Livejournal Abuse Team.
Dear Stanley Stud,
The Livejournal Abuse Team is here to protect our site from sick, twisted perverts who seek to use our nice, clean Internet site to show disgusting graphics of a sexual nature that will overstimulate young children and turn them into criminal pedophiles. It has been reported to us that you have been posting graphics of a sexual nature, and therefore it is the decision of the Abuse Team to ban you, block you, pretend you never existed and keep your money for your permanent account. We have also reported you to the authorities in your area, you sick perv, and we hope that you spend a long time in prison for your vile crime against nature and humanity.
You make us sick, and that’s pretty hard to do.
With Bannation in Our Hearts,
Dick.Small AT sixapart.com – Executive Flying Monkey – LJ Abuse Team
The four boys stared in awe at the screen. They were no longer simply four young kids from South Park. They were celebrities. Martyrs. Heroes.
De Violent Opposition to Livejournal
icarusancalion“Holy shit, Cartman! What the fuck is going on with our Livejournal?” Kyle sat down on the cheap chair that Cartman’s mom used for the computer desk. Cartman’s house was the only place that the boys could blog freely, since Stan’s mom sold their computer to pay the light bill, and Kyle’s mom put in the PERVERTED JUSTICE 1984 virus, spam and independent thought blocker on their computer.
“Mmmmpf, msmpn mpf.” Kenny shook his head and stared at the screen, while Cartman’s fat fingers flew over the keyboard.
“THEY KILLED OUR JOURNALS! THOSE DONKEY RAPING, GOAT BLOWING SHIT EATERS!” Cartman screaming in rage, as Stan and Kyle stared at the screen in disbelief. When they brought up the email address they used, bigdongman at Yahoo dot com, there was a letter from the Livejournal Abuse Team.
Dear Stanley Stud,
The Livejournal Abuse Team is here to protect our site from sick, twisted perverts who seek to use our nice, clean Internet site to show disgusting graphics of a sexual nature that will overstimulate young children and turn them into criminal pedophiles. It has been reported to us that you have been posting graphics of a sexual nature, and therefore it is the decision of the Abuse Team to ban you, block you, pretend you never existed and keep your money for your permanent account. We have also reported you to the authorities in your area, you sick perv, and we hope that you spend a long time in prison for your vile crime against nature and humanity.
You make us sick, and that’s pretty hard to do.
With Bannation in Our Hearts,
Dick.Small AT sixapart.com – Executive Flying Monkey – LJ Abuse Team
The four boys stared in awe at the screen. They were no longer simply four young kids from South Park. They were celebrities. Martyrs. Heroes.
De Violent Opposition to Livejournal